I'm Private Lee detective you can
see me on the big bad screen
I'm not clean, obscene, not anything
but the baddest you've ever seen
I'm a thorn in your side and a pain
in your hide and I'm mean
For anyone who pays me I'll walk in
and I'll screw up your scene

Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee
L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York
Even Boise, New Jersey or
someplace in downtown Orleans

There's a guy inside who's serving time
he had the nerve to try and cut me
And another guy is holding up
super highway No.23
Make no mistake I'm no dreamer
I'm a wheeler, a dealer, and a schemer
peepin' creepin' sneakin' Private Lee

Sometimes you'll find me in Milwaukee
L.A. Detroit, D.C. or New York
Even Boise, New Jersey or
someplace in downtown Orleans

When you see me I might forgive you
if you think that I always make my kills
Private Lee he's not real
he only pays my rent in Beverly Hills
I'm your super cop on TV
don't want nobody talk to me
Just leave me be .............